Portuguese Bend EP

Listen up, Ryan sez this is the best dang band there is..

Warped Tour is shit this year, just like last year and the year before that.

Warped Tour is shit this year, just like last year and the year before that.

Hey girl, I panhandled us some money, let’s catch a cab to the H2O show.

Hey girl, I panhandled us some money, let’s catch a cab to the H2O show.


"Yes, that is a Canadian-themed Rise Against tattoo. Where did you think I was from, the States?”

"Yes, that is a Canadian-themed Rise Against tattoo. Where did you think I was from, the States?”

"Dude, I ordered the whole Energy vinyl discog from Revelation Records last night. Can we say stoookkkeedd?! They better throw in some free stickers, cheap bastards."

"Dude, I ordered the whole Energy vinyl discog from Revelation Records last night. Can we say stoookkkeedd?! They better throw in some free stickers, cheap bastards."

"What’s your favorite Judge album?"

"What’s your favorite Judge album?"

Reminds me of the first time I heard Black Flag.

I’m just a regular guy wearing a shirt and a hat, like some regular shirt/hat hybrid guy.

…and did I mention I like my hardcore from 2011?

I’m just a regular guy wearing a shirt and a hat, like some regular shirt/hat hybrid guy.

…and did I mention I like my hardcore from 2011?

A true gentleman…

A true gentleman…

And Refused? This is a goddamn cream dream.

And Refused? This is a goddamn cream dream.